oh, those noble gases.

September 19th, 2009 @ 2:13am

music	emoticon	=	The boys talk like they own the world. The women keep their stupid diaries.
music	emoticon	=	you and I were young those summer nights

"let's just fucking write them all off. and then, like, forty years from now, we'll wake up one day and realize.... they won."

- steve

you didn't wake up this morning
Because you didn't go to bed
you were watching the whites of your eyes
turn red
the calendar on your wall is ticking
the days off
you've been reading some old letters
you smile and think how much you've changed
all the money in the world
couldn't bring back those days.
you pull back the curtains, and the sun burns into your eyes,
you watch a plane flying across a clear blue sky.
THIS IS THE DAY -- Your life will surely change.
THIS IS THE DAY -- Your life will surely change.
you could've done anything -- if you'd wanted
and all your friends and family think that you're lucky.
but the side of you they'll never see
is when you're left alone with the memories
that hold your life together like
glue

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August 20th, 2009 @ 8:39pm

Katietrance posted this for my birthday. I want you all to see it so you understand why I love her so incredibly much:

Current mood:	nostalgic
Current music:	6ths - Just Like A Movie Star

Five Years Is Too Long
i want to wish the happiest of happy birthdays in the whole world, ever, to the spectacular rae.

r♥e

first of all, let's go over a few reasons why she is awesome and deserves this:

- she likes smashing pumpkins, booze, hot cars, knives and guys with big dicks
- she's an amazing artist with the best captions for art that i have ever seen:

'I use this drawing to guilt my boyfriend into having sex with me.'

'This person's head is shaped like a balloon because he is, as they say, "high"'

'I forget what made me draw this. Probably the japanese.'

'if anyone is interested, i'll take a pic that doesn't blow'

-she appreciates violence, especially girl-on-girl violence involving stairs
-she thinks 'the best boys in the world are the ones who light shit on fire'
-she has used the words vom, glam, and hella in her daily life
-she gets really pissed and fierce if you capitalise her name. it rules
-she occasionally smokes cloves, but her car smelled of newports <3
-she likes tits and ass, and as such, knows that it is nice to share hers
-she totally got it in with a guy named JAMES BOND
-she gave me my first ever firefly
-she rose again like jesus
-she has absolutely no shame and it is so awesome and refreshing
-she only wants 'the essentials' for her birthday
-she likes to ask how to say 'bookcase' in german when she's drinking
-she yells at people when they try to speak indonesian and it's funny

and now, for photos (some of which look weird cos I have no scanner):

Thatwas us the first night we met. I'm not sure why we're sitting on thefloor. We peed in the garden in tandem that night, and ran around theyard in our underwear. more first meetings should be like this.

The reason she is shirtless and laughing is a very awesome one.

pleasenote and admire the 'fishtown' shirt and the 'nuts nuts nuts' and thesaltwater taffy man. we were drunk on parrot bay that day, and shelooks freaked out because we'd been on the ferris wheel and she thoughtshe was going to die.

SO CUTE!

our first ever glam night together.

happy birthday, cupcake. i love you!!

5000

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May 1st, 2006 @ 5:11pm

New edition of "Cliffnotes of rae", written by

Ian:

She thinks she's cool because her lj name is an inert gas... and she's definitely inert. Except for when she remembers that she has a knife on her at all times... when she doesn't get to smoke... if she thinks she gained a pound... or if you interrupt her when she's talking... or about to start talking...
Her knife is like that clown you used to have nightmares about: rainbow in colour, it likes to penetrate boys.
She thinks ants are cute. Regular, non-animated ants.
I think she's a lesbian. She spends an awful lot of time publicly fondling her new, birth control-induced boobs. And making out with girls.
She's the only person who's met every girl I've ever dated. And knew that every one of them was a bad idea. Looking back, that's not really impressive. At all.
She somehow, one day decided she's really turned on by teenagers. Yep, acne-ridden, awkward, just out of puberty, recent virgins preferred. If your voice cracks as you talk about which gas station doesn't card for cigarettes, she gets all hot and bothered and starts holding your hand.
For someone who doesn't sit around flicking her bean to internet porn and eating Pop Tarts all day, she sure sends me a lot of not safe for work, genital-related links.
In reality, she sits around all day reading Dinosaur Comics eating Pop Tarts.
She likes UNCIRCUMSIZED DICK! Ewwww! Smegma and all! Ewwww!
She used to date Dan Aykroyd.
Might or might not be featured on internet porn (without her knowledge/consent).
She's kinda like her car (old Firebirds): Obviously high maintanence and prone to spontaneous malfunction, and after keeping up with it, it gets crashed into by someone who wasn't looking and made a left in front of you.
She owns a butt plug. She got it in the mail. I suspect it came with her cow vacuum.
She thinks it's funny to light people on fire.
She needs a job. I suggest selling animal vacuums door to door. It would kill two birds with one stone, because then she could afford to hire my brother as a sex slave, and he needs a job, too. He sits around smoking pot and eating Pop Tarts all day.

I make no claims about the accuracy of these statements.

( previous editions )

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